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by Pseudo Stupidity
Fri Nov 22, 2019 3:23 pm
Forum: MPSIMS
Topic: [Non-US] News That Makes You laugh/cry/neither...
Replies: 3796
Views: 939802

I'm curious as to which pro-democracy groups were mad about the term limits thing. As far as I can tell it's just the OAS (not a pro-democracy group) and a bunch of op-ed writers who are paid to hate socialists in the media.
by Pseudo Stupidity
Thu Nov 21, 2019 5:25 am
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: Are there any decent Virtue mechanics out there?
Replies: 13
Views: 2231

That's an interesting though, AFAP. Just shooting wildly from the hip (and playing rather fast & loose with the notion of 'philosophy'): Traditional: no bonus or penalties Epicurean: Bonus effects from potions Cynic: Advantage on Detect Lies and Survival Sophist: Advantage on Persuasion and Dec...
by Pseudo Stupidity
Tue Nov 19, 2019 8:12 pm
Forum: MPSIMS
Topic: [Non-US] News That Makes You laugh/cry/neither...
Replies: 3796
Views: 939802

I'm surprised anyone hears of a leftist head of state in South America (or anywhere, but South America is more of a gimmie here) getting pushed out by force of arms while US media praises the change and thinks anything but "this is a coup and if we give it a couple weeks we'll find out the US i...
by Pseudo Stupidity
Thu Sep 12, 2019 9:15 pm
Forum: MPSIMS
Topic: It's Personal...
Replies: 4839
Views: 632692

I've been in pain for a while, so I've not been sleeping. Now I'm on steroids for the pain, which is good. Except it prevents sleep and makes me angry all of the time. Does anyone have suggestions for relaxing TV shows or games or whatever? Have you tried marijuana (assuming it won't interfere with...
by Pseudo Stupidity
Thu Aug 29, 2019 3:27 am
Forum: I Gave the Mouse a Cookie...
Topic: Fire Emblem Megathread
Replies: 21
Views: 9802

Radiant Dawn fucking rules, outside the obnoxious "lol ballista crit" bullshit. But really, what would FE be without randomly getting fucked by a ballista crit?
by Pseudo Stupidity
Tue Jul 16, 2019 4:13 pm
Forum: MPSIMS
Topic: It's Personal...
Replies: 4839
Views: 632692

Call them a lot and complain/explain your situation. I used to avoid overdraft fees fairly frequently back in my poor days by just calling and bitching even if I knew I'd fucked up.

Fuck banks, lie if you need to and get your money back.
by Pseudo Stupidity
Sun Jul 07, 2019 2:38 pm
Forum: MPSIMS
Topic: Rape in fiction
Replies: 5
Views: 4152

It's been a while since I read it, but Pillars of the Earth handles rape pretty well iirc (but maybe too graphically? I was kind of young when I first read it). It had a major impact on the story and was incredibly traumatic for the character who was raped. I'd encourage people not to use lots of ra...
by Pseudo Stupidity
Fri Jun 14, 2019 1:54 pm
Forum: MPSIMS
Topic: Zak Smith is Accused of Abuse
Replies: 104
Views: 60904

Bulletproof plan.

"Your honor, XxX_GanjaNinja_XxX called me a rapist on the Internet. Please cancel him and make it acceptable for him to be hit by a car."
by Pseudo Stupidity
Tue Apr 09, 2019 12:31 pm
Forum: I Gave the Mouse a Cookie...
Topic: Fightan games
Replies: 20
Views: 12137

I've got DBFZ and, of course, Super Smash Brothers: Melee (which does have good online play now if you're willing to jump through some hoops). Switching from Smash to a traditional 2D fighter makes me feel really constrained since movement options change based on where your opponent is, and learning...
by Pseudo Stupidity
Tue Apr 09, 2019 12:13 pm
Forum: MPSIMS
Topic: It's Personal...
Replies: 4839
Views: 632692

I'm so sorry DSM and Maj.
by Pseudo Stupidity
Tue Mar 05, 2019 8:58 pm
Forum: MPSIMS
Topic: Zak Smith is Accused of Abuse
Replies: 104
Views: 60904

Writing long-winded screeds about how literally everyone believes you and is on your side and how dare people accuse you of being bad is definitely the sort of behavior I'd expect from an innocent person. The dad part is super weird too. Why should anyone believe him that the email he posted is her ...
by Pseudo Stupidity
Mon Mar 04, 2019 7:18 pm
Forum: MPSIMS
Topic: Moments when a piece of entertainment completely lost you.
Replies: 3789
Views: 495980

Every time a police officer kills someone, if they say 'I thought my life was in danger', a majority or near-majority of people will believe they were justified. If we can make the 'I thought my life was in danger' appear completely ridiculous, the ONLY JUSTIFICATION that police officers have for t...
by Pseudo Stupidity
Sun Feb 17, 2019 1:51 am
Forum: MPSIMS
Topic: Moments when a piece of entertainment completely lost you.
Replies: 3789
Views: 495980

Hiram McDaniels wrote: I loved Sorry to Bother You. It was like if Bamboozled had a baby with Repo Man.
Sorry to Bother You is fucking brilliant and hilarious. I can't recommend it enough, and every mention of it makes me beam. It is a masterpiece, right down to the horse cock.
by Pseudo Stupidity
Thu Feb 14, 2019 8:58 pm
Forum: MPSIMS
Topic: Zak Smith is Accused of Abuse
Replies: 104
Views: 60904

Even at a glance it's fucking bizarre that he started with saying " She is the very last person in the world who needs any more pain than she’s already been subjected to," and then went on to say the following: She's literally incapable of living a normal life She is spiteful enough to try...
by Pseudo Stupidity
Thu Feb 14, 2019 6:47 pm
Forum: MPSIMS
Topic: Zak Smith is Accused of Abuse
Replies: 104
Views: 60904

There are a lot of Shitmuffinisms on display in his rebuttal. There's even a point where he denies saying something, and in the same paragraph says that even if he did say it it was totally fine and just a reference to something.

Truly Shitmuffin is the person Shitmuffin always showed himself to be.
by Pseudo Stupidity
Tue Feb 12, 2019 8:18 pm
Forum: MPSIMS
Topic: Zak Smith is Accused of Abuse
Replies: 104
Views: 60904

Is shitmuffin actually getting accused of a crime, or is one of his victims just coming forward with their story? I'm asking since the thread title makes me think he's being formally accused of something, instead of somebody telling their story of how they suffered at the hands of an abuser. I would...
by Pseudo Stupidity
Thu Nov 29, 2018 1:12 pm
Forum: MPSIMS
Topic: [Non-US] News That Makes You laugh/cry/neither...
Replies: 3796
Views: 939802

Wait...
The Guardian wrote:The tunnels are Musk’s solution to “soul-destroying traffic”, a way to make roads “go 3D”, according to the company’s website.
Make roads go 3D? Has Musk never heard of bridges?
by Pseudo Stupidity
Tue Nov 27, 2018 9:39 pm
Forum: MPSIMS
Topic: [Non-US] News That Makes You laugh/cry/neither...
Replies: 3796
Views: 939802

The best idea Musk ever had was stealing emeralds from his dad to make some money. It taught him the valuable lesson that being so rich you literally don't know what to do with your money means you can do virtually anything with no repercussions.

He was never brilliant, he was always rich.
by Pseudo Stupidity
Thu Oct 18, 2018 12:10 pm
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: D&D 5e E-sports
Replies: 18
Views: 6540

"We noticed some confusion online, and so wanted to take this opportunity to clarify that this is an EncounterRoleplay production. While D&DBeyond are sponsoring this tournament, Wizards of the Coast are not affiliated with RPGSports." No risk from WotC or Hasbro. I kind of want to wat...
by Pseudo Stupidity
Tue Oct 09, 2018 5:12 pm
Forum: MPSIMS
Topic: It's Personal...
Replies: 4839
Views: 632692

Far be it from me to cast aspersions on extramarital fucking, but weaving polyamory into your identity or your needs isn't vastly more meritorious than it is with video games. I have spent weeks waking up in different beds every morning and passing occasional coffee-brewing boyfriends on my way out...
by Pseudo Stupidity
Sun Sep 16, 2018 7:24 pm
Forum: I Gave the Mouse a Cookie...
Topic: Who's playing Fortnite?
Replies: 5
Views: 5642

Yes, Fortnite is best enjoyed with friends. Duos are fun if you've only got 1 person to sucker in. Solo is fun and all, but now that everyone has gotten better 1v1s feel like work. You both build a gigantic, convoluted series of ramps, walls, and floors until somebody can maintain the height advanta...
by Pseudo Stupidity
Fri Aug 03, 2018 8:57 pm
Forum: MPSIMS
Topic: It's Personal...
Replies: 4839
Views: 632692

Sure you may have a better quality of life up in Canada, but you know what you won't have? Freedom *. *Freedoms you may miss include, but are not limited to, the following: the freedom to get gunned down by lunatics, the freedom to pay almost no taxes if you're wealthy, and the freedom to hunt homel...
by Pseudo Stupidity
Tue Jul 10, 2018 2:09 pm
Forum: MPSIMS
Topic: It's Personal...
Replies: 4839
Views: 632692

Well an update to this, it turns out he's become a follower of one Mr. Jordan Peterson and we are no longer in communication with each other because I said he was nothing but a cult leader peddling 'nonanswers' to people's problems and he took great offense to that. He's becoming a proud libertaria...
by Pseudo Stupidity
Fri Jun 29, 2018 2:35 pm
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: Finishing Moves
Replies: 16
Views: 3631

Another good way to implement finishers, and another one that comes from Dragon Ball FighterZ, is having finishers deal a lot of damage but be easy to recover from if your opponent isn't killed by it. In the game a super move deals a lot of damage, especially if you do it without a combo, but all th...
by Pseudo Stupidity
Tue Jun 26, 2018 7:40 pm
Forum: MPSIMS
Topic: Why have a robot war at all?
Replies: 101
Views: 23082

Or swarms of quadcopter drones, each one carrying a shaped charge, with software trained to swarm an area, communicating with each other to cover all the space, find targets, move right next to them and go boom. Drone swarm technology has been a thing since at least 2013. I don't think a world powe...