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by hyzmarca
Sun Feb 14, 2021 7:30 pm
Forum: MPSIMS
Topic: Election 2020
Replies: 315
Views: 55148

We'll We've established that it's 100% legal for an outgoing President to attempt a violent coup.

I hope that Biden remembers this and takes it to heart in 2028. He's more competent than Trump and probably could get a third term out of it.
by hyzmarca
Tue Feb 09, 2021 8:08 pm
Forum: MPSIMS
Topic: Moments when a piece of entertainment completely lost you.
Replies: 3789
Views: 488093

Maybe when they finish breaking the glass I can jump back in. It sounds like right now I could miss half a season and be like, ok, now onto a proper story. Like, I watched the first season of The Promised Neverland, and it was good and otherwise doesn't belong in this thread. By the end of the firs...
by hyzmarca
Sat Feb 06, 2021 8:06 am
Forum: MPSIMS
Topic: Moments when a piece of entertainment completely lost you.
Replies: 3789
Views: 488093

I was speaking more of the comic book source material, specifically House of M, but also Tom King's Vision miniseries.

I'm not watching it for comedy. I'm watching for the slow motion trainwreck. It's not disappointing me.
by hyzmarca
Sat Feb 06, 2021 3:48 am
Forum: MPSIMS
Topic: Moments when a piece of entertainment completely lost you.
Replies: 3789
Views: 488093

Eh, I like it. Anyone who is familiar with the source material knows exactly what they're getting. It's a slow burning character drama about an all powerful woman processing tremendous grief by retreating into a sitcom-inspired fantasy world. And Paul Bettany is clearly having a great deal of fun wi...
by hyzmarca
Sat Feb 06, 2021 3:35 am
Forum: MPSIMS
Topic: Annoying Questions I'd Like Answered...
Replies: 6614
Views: 699560

Weird legal/copyright question- Say I wrote a book heavily inspired by American Gods, to the point where it essentially takes place in the same world, but doesn't deal with/mention any of Gaiman's specific creations, like Mr. World or Technical Boy, or any specific names he created for gods, like M...
by hyzmarca
Wed Jan 20, 2021 7:52 pm
Forum: MPSIMS
Topic: Breyer Fucking Resign Already You Sack of Shit
Replies: 14
Views: 4902

I would rather Barrett resign.
by hyzmarca
Wed Jan 13, 2021 11:36 pm
Forum: MPSIMS
Topic: Election 2020
Replies: 315
Views: 55148

As a counterpoint, McConnell has told Schumer he won't support reconvening early, so the Senate will likely only reconvene on January 19th when scheduled, and you probably shouldn't take McConnell saying he agrees Trump did impeachable things as in any way effecting McConnell's obstruction. At this...
by hyzmarca
Wed Jan 13, 2021 9:27 pm
Forum: MPSIMS
Topic: Election 2020
Replies: 315
Views: 55148

McConnell has said he'll wants impeachment at this point because he's that pissed off at Trump. No way it doesn't happen, since a conviction is guaranteed with McConnell's support. As a counterpoint, McConnell has told Schumer he won't support reconvening early, so the Senate will likely only recon...
by hyzmarca
Wed Jan 13, 2021 5:10 am
Forum: MPSIMS
Topic: Election 2020
Replies: 315
Views: 55148

McConnell has said he'll wants impeachment at this point because he's that pissed off at Trump. No way it doesn't happen, since a conviction is guaranteed with McConnell's support.
by hyzmarca
Mon Jan 11, 2021 5:03 pm
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: Vampire the Masquerade 5e- Actually a huge step up?
Replies: 51
Views: 8686

The big difference in the hunger mechanics from previous edition is how powers are rationed. In previous editions, you were better off using spamming low-cost powers in non-combat scenes and feeding to keep yourself topped off, but budgeting yourself in combat because you lose when you run out of b...
by hyzmarca
Thu Jan 07, 2021 10:03 pm
Forum: MPSIMS
Topic: Election 2020
Replies: 315
Views: 55148

The Stop the Steal protestors breaking through the barricade and invading congress while the cops stand by and watch the day after democrats win the senate is also extremely Republican Party. EDIT: Police have started blocking doors in riot gear to keep them physically out, but as yet storming past...
by hyzmarca
Thu Jan 07, 2021 8:23 pm
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: Vampire the Masquerade 5e- Actually a huge step up?
Replies: 51
Views: 8686

Personally, I'm of the opinion that the Second Inquisition is idiotic. Vampires have mind control powers that mortals have no reliable way to resist. A single Ventrue could completely take over the organization in a week. He wouldn't even need to do it in person, he could appear on Maury pretending ...
by hyzmarca
Thu Jan 07, 2021 7:11 pm
Forum: MPSIMS
Topic: Election 2020
Replies: 315
Views: 55148

The Stop the Steal protestors breaking through the barricade and invading congress while the cops stand by and watch the day after democrats win the senate is also extremely Republican Party. EDIT: Police have started blocking doors in riot gear to keep them physically out, but as yet storming past...
by hyzmarca
Tue Oct 27, 2020 7:15 pm
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: You ever met any Cataclysm/Wall of the Faithless defenders?
Replies: 27
Views: 9968

Who turns those souls into bricks? A specific god? Originally it was Myrkul, the Neutral Evil god of the dead. Myrkul got everyone who didn't go to a specific afterlife by default because he's god of the dead. He just didn't give a crap, so created the Wall as a means to avoid dealing with them. He...
by hyzmarca
Mon Oct 12, 2020 12:28 am
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: DnD on Earth?
Replies: 30
Views: 6140

Re: DnD on Earth?

Besides Masque of the Red Death, does anyone know of any DnD settings that just take place on Earth? I ask because a huge stumbling block in fantasy worldbuilding is naming things. Every city and island and noble house has to have its own unique name and by convention the names can't be real-world ...
by hyzmarca
Thu Sep 24, 2020 5:00 pm
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: Stone to Flesh on Stone Golem:
Replies: 17
Views: 3849

A statue becomes a corpse? With bones? What if it's a skeleton statue does it turn meaty with teeny bones inside or just meat or all bone? Yknow that's a good in-game reason to explain why no Faerun religion has jesus style dying statues It's stone to flesh, not stone to bone. It becomes a walking ...
by hyzmarca
Fri Aug 14, 2020 7:12 am
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: High-Context (No Phonelobster)
Replies: 55
Views: 11180

If you spent a lot of time designing your character, figuring out how to make them useful, then you want the DM to look at your character and use illusionism to make it exactly as useful as a character made by throwing darts at a dart board? If the DM has seen your character sheet, then his choices...
by hyzmarca
Sun Jul 05, 2020 3:48 pm
Forum: MPSIMS
Topic: Wizards of the Hypocritical Coast--Boobs Edition
Replies: 61
Views: 15062

It occurs to me that since she can be played from Exile, kicking her out of the program was unwise on Wizards's part. Sure, 5 mana to recast is expensive, but worth it for those two white knights per turn. A much better move would have been to throw down Agent of Treachery, gaining control over her ...
by hyzmarca
Sat Jul 04, 2020 8:29 pm
Forum: MPSIMS
Topic: Wizards of the Hypocritical Coast--Boobs Edition
Replies: 61
Views: 15062

I'm asserting that it is hypocritical of WotC to censure a woman who happens to make money with bra and panty photos completely separate from her Magic content, while also using cheesecake pictures of women, primarily drawn by men, in their cards to sell their products. When men sell images of nake...
by hyzmarca
Wed Jun 17, 2020 1:53 am
Forum: I Gave the Mouse a Cookie...
Topic: Video Games
Replies: 8270
Views: 913818

Pathfinder: Wrath of the Derpeous has a preview of their new prestige classes up. it has the expected Hellknights, the not-bad Winter Witch and the baffeling Student of War and pants of head retarded Assassin. these people seem to have lost their mind. Assassin? for real? "but he can take a my...
by hyzmarca
Sun Jun 14, 2020 3:33 am
Forum: I Gave the Mouse a Cookie...
Topic: GOG Giveaway: Hero of the Kingdom II 72 hours
Replies: 233
Views: 132687

https://itch.io/b/520/bundle-for-racial-justice-and-equality Bundle for Racial Justice and Equality by itch.io and 1025 others Bundle for Racial Justice and Equality: 1302 items for $5.00 There's some interesting tabletop games in that bundle, like Visigoths vs Mall Goths. Visigoths vs. Mall Goths ...
by hyzmarca
Thu Jun 11, 2020 4:22 am
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: Design Request: Secret Test of Character
Replies: 7
Views: 3788

There are three room in the trial. The last room has writing on the wall that the PCs cannot read because it is encoded, which tells them how to proceed into the dungeon. The artifacts are decoders, if they don't have their decoders, they cannot continue forward. Using the artifact's secondary funct...
by hyzmarca
Fri May 22, 2020 3:03 pm
Forum: MPSIMS
Topic: Coronavirus thread
Replies: 588
Views: 157636

How are the other reopening states doing right now? Texas has already broken our previous records for cases per day, I'm wondering if the second wave is hitting anyone else, too. Hard to tell here since the data is being massaged. It's going up less quickly than people feared. https://i.imgur.com/8...
by hyzmarca
Thu May 21, 2020 1:50 am
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: RPG systems that are actually fun as games.
Replies: 71
Views: 15611

The only advantage that tabletop RPGs offer over other games is the magical tea party and Calvinball aspects, generally called Rule 0. The RPG makes up for the inability to model all actions by just letting the GM make shit up. And that works great when the GM is good. Rule 0 is a complete game on i...
by hyzmarca
Sat May 16, 2020 9:26 pm
Forum: MPSIMS
Topic: Moments when a piece of entertainment completely lost you.
Replies: 3789
Views: 488093

Dead Money is my least favorite of the DLCs. Both Honest Hearts and STOP WAVING YOUR HAND PENISES AT ME! Old World Blues are vastly superior.