The Gaming Den

Magical sex party. Bah.

People, in general, are terrible. The base nature of man is bad. Were people able to go about like a river thinking no thought but for those based in righteousness, that would be good, but such is not human nature.

Thus, I do not play with terrible people.
I simply play. People are people.

Bravo. These contingencies do much to spare your PC the indignity of brutal ass rape.

The wish to kill an individual for the aquisition of their material possessions is not perverse nor is it particularly related to sexuality, unless the killer views persons solely as additional objects of desire to also be taken and used for whatever purpose. Of course, not all killers do so to appe...

When one opens the door to sexuality in a rpg and adds any degree of wish fulfillment, it unavoidably results in someone's PC being brutally raped in the ass, as many people are inclined to perverse wishes that must often be suppressed due to social or societal repercussions related to their open ex...

Stabbing other sentient creatures in the face and taking their belongings is FUN. I believe that's something we can all appreciate, yes? However, if you introduce scenarios that include an elven maiden letting out a breathy sigh and clenching the satin sheets tightly as you thrust slowly into her bu...

Have you ever considered opening the, "What's fucked up about Ubernoob" thread? I have... but then I'd have to make 20 other topics to other people. SO I scratched that idea out. But do you mind if reevaluate the plan and use you as the Guinea Pig? Oh, by all means, indulge yourself. I re...

Have you ever considered opening the, "What's fucked up about Ubernoob" thread?

Typically, fade to black and you figure it out, perhaps an after-sex chat or a description of how it went on a general level. But there have been two hugely awkward one-on-one game situations, both with male players. Those experiences have taught me to simply not go there. My advice and plead to th...

Cards games... I had forgotten about that.
Magic the Gathering might fit the nerd criteria as well.

Perform checking sex acts without consent granted by a successful diplomacy check first is rape.
At which point you must instead win a grapple check to pin the subject.

Unfortunately, when you get used to having people just do whatever you say, you get in the habit of just telling people what to do instead of asking. You are not an evil mastermind. You are not going to conquer the world. You are not a chessmaster. Get your ego in check and the rest will follow. Th...

...now make a DC 20 Diplomacy check to see if she lies down in the soft green grass with you.

Correct assumption. Texas.

I can run you and the girl through a D&D adventure, if you like. Just swing by my place when schedules are compatible. My games are never dull.
It's free, she'll get her needed doses of nerd fetishdom, and the Tome barbarian is a fine class for someone who has never played.

Agreeable?

Granted, the listed abilities can be met at a lower level but he also spoke of others, greater in power, which he simply chose not to use. Furthermore, it is doubtful that a none epic PC could change the time line of his story world. The epics would already have dwarfed the significance of his deeds...

There is no sexuality in my games. The only thing you will find is stunning environments, cunning npc's, and endless waves of monsters with challenge ratings higher than your character's level. This leaves no time to cultivate a meaning romantic relationship. If between sleeping in dungeons and tave...

There must be at least one person who is watching something pornographic. No exceptions.

CatharzGodfoot wrote:Roy, there had been no posts in this thread for almost two weeks. Why the fuck would you bump it?

Some stains can not be washed away.

You don't like a certain culture or group of people? Such a flaw is easy to work around. Many other races also find the orcs unsavory.

Cheap psychological poisons.

Fox news still exists? I haven't watched television in a decade or so.

Brown people - terrorists.
Black people - gangsters, drug dealers, pimps.
Blondes - stupid.

Though it serves a necessary function, the practice of labeling seems to take a notably negative light when applied unto humans.

I think he was a level 20 exalted cleric with the prestige class, Risen Martyr, from what I've read of it.

That quote? No. He was known as Jesus Christ.